COWS 2 ( 31.08.2022): THE RULES

 

Now don't be unkind!!

Naked COWs

      Despite this being the second occasion on which John has kindly offered a walk with the COWS on my behalf, there are still only 2 active members in the field. There seems to be some misconcepton spread by the repressed and inhibited, that the COWS is a club purely intended for the gratification of those with high libidos and less than healthy intentions. 

      I thought I should clarify for those that have been influenced by this adverse propaganda

       The COWS are a Registered and affiliated Walking group to enjoy the freedom and liberty of fresh sea air, bathing the skin, and being unashamed of what God Gave One.. For it was said:-

“Naked I came from my mother’s womb, and Naked I will depart. The LORD gave and the LORD has taken away; may the name of the LORD be praised.”

   PURSUIT (def'):  

an activity of a specified kind, especially a recreational or sporting one.

"a whole range of leisure pursuits"

The motto of the COWS is:- "It's nice out - I think I will leave it out!"

And now we come to the Rules of COWS:- 

First Rule.of The COWS: -You do not talk about the COWS.

Second Rule of The COWS:-  You do not Blog about the COWS

Third Rule of the COWS: If someone yells 'STOP', goes limp or taps out, then the walk is over, so disperse peacefully.

Fourth Rule of  COWS: No shirts no tops, no bottoms . Only hats and shoes (optional}

Fifth Rule of COWS:  If this is your first outing with COWS, you must be registered and dressed according to Rule 4

   Having said that, I appear to be in breach of Rule 2, so instead I will end with a couple of recruiting songs.