Friday, 7 July 2023

APAPS 23.01: Off We Go Again


 The first of the new season´s APAPS breakfasts walks got off to a relatively quiet start with only 5 participants who assembled at Retiro dos Pescadores by 7 a.m. ready for a prompt start. Several regulars were absent from walk and breakfast for various reasons, medical imperative, familial, and climate change being among them.

Luckily for numbers´ sake,, Janet had reappeared after several weeks or more absence from the WAGS scene although, not having been out for some time, she felt it necessary to check that her knees were in good working order before she started the walk.

Knee checking

Happily they both were; in fact, she showed a remarkable turn of speed throughout the walk, beating all of us going up the hills, and so providing a ringing endorsement of the restorative skills of her personal surgeon.

(Incidentally, the WAGS season just finished had lasted from 12th October 2022 until 21st June 2023 and had totalled 36 walks.)


The Starters

We delayed our start by a generous 10 minutes while we waited for Rod Frew to appear. The last we had heard from him had been via a lengthy WhatsApp message from a delayed Easy Jet on the runway at Gatwick in which he had sent an assortment of emojis indicating variously that he would walk and have breakfast, walk only but with the sort of white stick that the visually impaired use, or just have breakfast, or that he never has breakfast. Clarity of intention was absent. He and another senior member apparently found the new season´s signing- on protocol tricky to come to terms with. More on this later.

Anyway, Rod did not turn up - perhaps he was still stuck on the Gatwick runway and so off we went, past a magnificent bougainvillea tree which inspired the Leader to attempt a photo, only to find that, yet again, he had left his camera behind after the Starter picture, this despite him having asked to be reminded not to leave it behind and, what is more, having actually been reminded not to leave it behind. This is becoming a seriously repetitive problem; he really should not be let out on his own. 

Perhaps there is a vacancy for a WAGS/APAPS Camera Guardian whose job would be to pick the camera up and hand it to the poor soul who really does seem to be struggling with what is after all a very simple little process which is to “Just pick the camera up !”

Any volunteers?

JohnH reunited with his camera, thanks to Maria

Photo duly taken

After that hiatus, the walk itself was fairly uneventful, most of it with the four ladies led by Janet racing ahead of the solitary JohnH.



The early morning breeze made the walking pleasurable.







Track and Statistics






Breakfast was the usual splendid Pescadores spread, with masses of good crispy bacon, and sumptuous tomatoes de casa and buttered pão caseiro. 




After our appetites were assuaged, a very brief sub-committee session was convened to discuss whether amendments to the signing-on codes proposed by Paul and Rod should be adopted. The unanimous decision was that they should not.


Sub-committee in session

Then the dining room door opened and a somewhat apologetic Rod crept in and joined us for coffee.



What is this signing-on protocol?

At the risk of being boring, for JohnH to arrange breakfasts, he has to know precisely who will be present on the Wednesdays wanting to take breakfast, and he needs to know this by midday Mondays, so that he can place the necessary orders with the selected café in good time. Some responses in previous years have been less than clear.

Hence the following codes.

1 - Walk and breakfast.

2 - Walk, no breakfast.

3 – Breakfast, no walk.

JohnH does not need to know if somebody is not going to be there at all. No reply is self-explanatory

Replies can simply be the numerical code, or the words, or both, your choice.

If words are used, they can be in French, German or Portuguese, if not in English. If you feel like decorating your replies with emojis, well, it´s a free world. Isn´t it?


Monday, 10 October 2022

APAPS 22.15: The Cock Crew or The Grand Finale


 This special blog marks the end of the 9th season of Breakfast, or APAPS, walks. One wonders how many more there will be. The origins of APAPS are obscure, emerging sometime in the summer of 2014. The early photos, such as they are, tended to concentrate on legs for some reason. This example being one...

….the finalists in the 29th July 2014 “Pretty Legs” competition. There is no record of who the winner was. 

Later on we began to get up to all sorts of tricks for the Starter photographs....what with our synchronised line dancing routines ....



No one knew quite why we did it.… these carried on for a few years until our insurance advisors recommended that we cease and desist, the likelihood of serious injury from falling over en masse becoming ever more likely as we aged.

Curiously enough, close-up pictorial studies of the breakfasts themselves - an essential feature of today´s blogs - are absent from the earliest records, the first such picture dating from 30th June 2016.....

….and it wasn´t until 1st August 2016 that the first APAPS blog appeared...

https://hopejohnh.blogspot.com/2016/08/apaps-1-whats-in-name-or-apaps-begins.html

This recorded that there was considerable resistance from the WAGS elder  statesmen to the very idea of having 7 am starts.



But people have become more accustomed to these early starts nowadays and in fact, this last Wednesday, it was Paul and Myriam themselves who arrived at the door of Casa Esperança at the very crack of dawn, demanding entry (which was of course allowed), and they then sat down for coffee just as the sun came up. 



This sequence inspired Paul to suggest the title of this blog The Cock Crew, taking it from one of the verses of his favourite poem, The Rubaiyat Of Omar Khayyam.

“And, as the Cock crew, those who stood before

The Tavern shouted - “Open then the Door.

You know how little while we have to stay,

And, once departed, may return no more.”

Paul's researches have also discovered that the Rubaiyat has even been set to music by one Granville Bantock, a seldom heard British (Scottish) composer of classical music. Now, as you know, this Blogger likes to add the occasional piece of music to his Blogs. However, since the full YouTube recording of Bantock´s composition lasts for 2 hours, 51 minutes and 30 seconds, you will forgive me if I do not insist that you listen to it on this occasion. But, should you wish to hear it for yourselves. you can find it on YouTube at......

https://youtu.be/7RKBGR4tOFs      (2 minutes 20 second extract)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz7eJnWQuwY  (the full oratorio)

Happy listening !

The Whittles arrived with Sacha in tow, which gave Figaro pause for thought.


He decided to make himself scarce and did not re-appear until 4 pm.

And now to this week´s walk, or nearly. The previous week, only three had turned out, and Paul had surmised that that might have been the lowest quorum for any APAPS, WAGS or AWW walk since the last century. But in fact, there had been at least two three-only walks within living memory. One I remembered was on 16th February 2011 when the only walkers had been me and the two Terrys (plus Rusty).

And Yves remembered one on 31st October 2018 when only he, Hazel and I had walked.

Both were very wet days, I seem to recall.

And now, for the second time of asking, to this week´s walk.

This week a much more respectable nine were there for the start. Coffee first, and and then we were off, by about 8.10 am, along familiar tracks although the surroundings are considerably changed from the previous year, whole swathes of orange groves having been wiped out and replaced with avocado plantations, all fenced in and impenetrable.

Myriam finds one of the few remaining carob trees



How the Promoting Entity T C Dawborn reconciles planting of avocado trees with removal of carobs and oak tree and calls it protecting the environment and promoting resource efficiency, is not immediately clear. Maybe the size of the EU grant helps him.

We saw this sign at the point that Chris left us to take a shortcut home.

The route taken was much the same as in previous years, as can be seen from this composite map.

The white line is the track Chris was meant to take to get home, although it turned out he had ideas of his own about that. The red line is what the rest took, until the cooks and coffee makers left us, they taking the yellow line. And the blue line is what the remaining five walkers took. Hope that is clear.

After a bit we said goodbye to Antje, Sacha, Maria and Hazel as they headed back to the kitchen


And we remaining five continued on the rest of the journey. That we five averaged only 3.4 kph despite being relatively fit is explained by the fact that shortly after the cooking platoon had left us, we were intrigued to see what looked like a very large woodpecker high up on a palm tree, near Casa Barbel. 


This took several minutes to investigate, moving into the undergrowth for ever closer view points until we could conclude that it´s head was not moving and that it was a decoy imitation bird wired to the tree trunk. Whom it is meant to deceive or why, and who put it there, we do not know.


Our route then took us past the extensive Poço Barreto condominium under construction which we had admired two weeks previously, but today the entrepreneur developer was not to be seen, so we could not check how his sales plan was doing. Nor were there any more antique green bottles to be seen. After that, the rest of the walk proceeded without incident.

Janet makes a point about the general incompetence of courier companies

Track and Statistics



In due course, we got back to Casa E at about 10.30 am where we found that the cooking was in full swing and that AWW Emeritus Ingrid had dropped by to check that all was being done in accordance with regulations. Happily, she had also brought with her the recipe for the traditional APAPS tomato juice cocktails, and these she herself mixed most expertly throughout the morning, for which we were very grateful.

Several of you have asked for that recipe so here, by kind permission of Ingrid, it is.

Recipe.



Coloque 500g de Polpa de Tomate na garrafa. Complete com 500cl agua gelada sem gas. Nao mais que 2 gotas de Sacana Piri-Piri Ai Ai (deixe escorrer. nao aperte a garrafa). Adicione uma pitada ou dois de molho Lea & Perrins Worcestershire a gosto. Mexa bem e sirva.

Just before the breakfast was served, we all gathered outside for the customary group photograph, which got delayed for a few minutes while Myriam took close up pictures of Antje´s legs, quite why, we are not at all sure.

By popular demand, her photos are now censored.




Photo over at last, then a truly delicious and very filling breakfast was served. Compliments to the chefs Hazel and Maria, and thanks also to all those who contributed.

Earlier, Myriam had reminded us that that day, 5th October, was Portugal´s Republic Day (officially called A Implantaçao da Republica) , so it was quite fitting that, at the start of the meal, we desisted from the usual banter for some moments and drank four serious toasts. The first, to the President of Portugal: the second, to the memory of Queen Elizabeth: the third, to King Charles 111:and the fourth - thinking of those no longer with us, those unable to be with us because of ill health, and those overseas - to Absent Friends.



Normal banter then resumed.

The meal was accompanied by the tomato juice cocktails, of course, plus Buck´s Fizz, beers etc., etc. There was masses to eat and the sausage selection was particularly memorable:


 congratulations to those who provided that.






Where to begin?






Janet and Rod engage in a tête-a-tête








Ai Ai !

Chris looks cheerful despite having just been told that he is not getting any lunch.

Then we finished off with breads, various jams, coffees, and fruits from Hazel´s garden. 


Is that what they call a selfie?

A collection raised Euros 100 for Portimão orphanages; well done.

As mentioned earlier, these blogs have this year mostly included some closing music. We have had, I think, some good tunes these past few weeks, among them....Moonlight In Vermont, Moon River, Fallin´ Rain Blues, Softly As In A Morning Sunrise, It´s Only A Paper Moon, plus one Chinese classic by Lang Lang´s father.

and most of them with a  common atmospheric theme of the sunrise, the sunset, the moon, etc. After last week´s Hoagy Carmichael classic of Stardust, I had thought of putting in another of his compositions, called Winter Moon, but hearing it I found it just too gloomy for words, so I won´t inflict it on you but instead for the finale we will conclude with a repetition of that cheerful little number

                         “The World Is Waiting For The Sunrise”

in a version for by Benny Goodman (clarinet) with Teddy Wilson on piano



and another version by that other great Belgian, Django Reinhardt (guitar) with Stèphane Grappelli (violin)



Thank you all for taking part in APAPS this season; maybe we will do it again next year.